You're in a pub and then these three showed up one by one.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
08/25/2015 at 01:43 • Filed to: None

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The good thing is that only you recognize them. The bad part is that only you recognize them.

What’cha gonna do?

Me? I’ll just play it cool and choose my words well. Probably play darts.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 01:53

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I order one whiskey, one scotch, and one beer.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > DrJohannVegas
08/25/2015 at 02:03

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And all that’s on you, right?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 02:04

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Dammit I’m in a pub not a whore house I’m gonna get drunk and yell at moving pictures of grown men playing games


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > DrJohannVegas
08/25/2015 at 02:12

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Don’t you mean one Bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer?


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Shoop
08/25/2015 at 02:15

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Wait nm no you dinr


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 02:21

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I’ll say “oh...” and I’ll go back to whatever I’m doing... I’m sure they’ll enjoy having a drink in a bar alone without any “fan” trying to get a word with them for once...


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 02:29

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I would steal the cars they rolled up in. Then probably try to have sex with at least one of them, because if those three dudes were ever in the same place at the same time, it would turn every man within a 10-mile radius gay. It would be a weird night.


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 03:31

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I've never even been to a bar, not even properly drank...so pint of lager and a round of shots on my tab?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > DrJohannVegas
08/25/2015 at 07:26

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Bourbon?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 08:54

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play pool.


Kinja'd!!! banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 08:54

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From what I understand about Paul Newman (at Watkins Glen): Politely say excuse me, congratulate him on his last race performance , then politely fuckoff . Any outpouring of adoration for his movies he’ll give you a deep blue evil eye and find another bar, if he’s in a good mood.

McQueen: Probably the same.

Pat Dempsey: Guess I’d buy him a shot and say the same. He is a genuinely nice & easy going dude, doin it like the last two. I got to talk with him a little as in intern in his early efforts at The Glen before he went on track. Just glad he likes the area.

I’d also ask him if he actually got to bang anyone on Grey’s Anatomy just so I could tell the five women I used to live with in College (who would hijack my TV to watch him) who it was and why it’ll never be them.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > banjo cat ghost of oppo past
08/25/2015 at 09:02

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Pat Dempsey: I’d also ask him if he actually got to bang anyone on Grey’s Anatomy just so I could tell the five women I used to live with in College (who would hijack my TV to watch him) who it was and why it’ll never be them.

Ooohh, this I wanna see.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 09:26

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Seeing as none of them are A) Batman, B) free beer delivery guys, or C) interesting women, they’d probably elicit no response from me whatsoever. I’d continue enjoying my beer in peace.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 09:56

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Probably say “I like what you’ve done with your career”, buy them a drink as penance, and probably thank Paul for his gift of good condiments.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
08/25/2015 at 10:58

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probably thank Paul for his gift of good condiments

You know, I gotta wonder what he’d say when he sees you eating a salad that has Newman’s Own at a park someplace. It’s one thing to ask fervently about his career, but what about food?


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 12:17

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I think I would literally die


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wheelerguy
08/25/2015 at 23:30

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Greatest line in movie history